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autotrophe:

What didn’t kill me made me feel like a piece of shit for months.

done:

it’s 2014 why can’t we teleport to certain places yet

cyberjock:

uchiigatana:

I know someone who worked at mcdonalds and would jerk off in the bathroom then go back to work without washing his hands

as we all know, that man was Albert Einstein

landorus:

my #1 turn on is fast downloading

officialunitedstates:

corporateaccount:

when someone says they’re running a 5k what does that mean. are they running 5000 miles or 5 kilograms? both are equally impossibe

5000 dollars

wilderwuff:

a man is selling water at a convention. the man has had a good experience with the con-goers until he sees them: a horde of furries making a beeline for his humble stand. he picks up the cooler of water and runs. he catches a glance behind him, and sure enough, they are in hot fursuit

zackisontumblr:

i bet rhinos cant talk because they would make too many jokes about being horny

trust:

do you ever want to just yell in someones face to date you

shouldnt:

We’ve officially reached that annoying time of year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday you die from a heatstroke.

0htitz:

i’ve only done it a few times, but smoking at 4am, with your head out the window, smelling the fresh morning breeze and savoring the rare moment of uninterrupted silence just before the sun comes up is probably one of the most relaxing and underrated things in the world

0htitz:

i’ve only done it a few times, but smoking at 4am, with your head out the window, smelling the fresh morning breeze and savoring the rare moment of uninterrupted silence just before the sun comes up is probably one of the most relaxing and underrated things in the world